Specific types of people…

Histrionic girls who work in mall clothes stores.
Guys at metal shows with short girlfriends.
Little kids in the back of buses flashing you the peace sign.
Guys on crotch rockets sporting Oakleys, a goatee, or both.
Bouncers who call you “boss”.

Thats all I have to write…jesus. Pretty uneventful lately. Im nursing a mild hangover because of this job im doing…I am assigned to different bars, at these bars I am told to pass out flyers. I am also encouraged to “hang out” at these places. Fuckin genius thing to tell a drunk like me.

Tomorrow I have the day off to go party at label CEO’s pad on the beach. Should be freakin awesome. If all goes well, I will get inappropriately buzzed and play some intra-office grab-ass.

I will keep you posted.

This is part of a document I was asked to create for work. I’m supposed to go through all of our new releases and write down key words and phrases, the speed of the song, and the vibe of the song. This is for television shows, so show producers looking for a song about a certain subject will just have to check out this index. I think this is funny as hell, the contrast between two of our releases. I especially like the “vibe/attitude” part.

What a weird ass document. You can click it to make it bigger.

Oh yeah, FUCK the SciFi network. They had me all juiced up for a full hour of Darkplace. It even said so on the guide. Instead it was fucking GHOST HUNTERS or some shit. Lame. They almost redeemed themselves by playing “Tremors” right after that, but I’m still pissed.