My job at work is to transfer phone calls. If i dont hit the transfer button before i dial the number I am transferring to, the caller will be able to hear me dial. Apparently, this dialing is terrifyingly loud and high pitched because sometimes i fuck up on hitting the button and I can hear them screaming in agony on the other end.

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