Alright, so I just found the most bizarre, ridiculous piece of anything, ever…
If you like anything…Daft Punk, Drugs, Beautiful Women, Drugs, South Park, Absinthe, Malt Liquor, Anything…then you will love this.
I had to, it might be a little played out, but I don’t give a rat’s ass.
Full disclosure, I stole this from Vice, but its far too cool to not post here…hoping for some coolness by osmosis on this one.
Apparently the opening scene of Jesus Christ Superstar syncs up with the Godflesh track “Anthems”…which means someone got really stoned and tried to see what music lined up with THAT movie. Awesome. I’d love to see the outtakes on that one.
Furthermore, where is Godflesh? Well I know they aren’t around anymore, but I know you all have at least one Godflesh album buried somewhere in your collection. Is it good? Who knows, they were hit and miss, but I would take a Godflesh revival over basically any Jesu song right now. Remember when they were in that movie Hideaway with Alicia Silverstone?…that was awesome.
Also, this…
Thanks Drew.
Thats really all I got. I will hopefully be posting an exclusive Q&A with Cool Kids in the next couple weeks or so, provided my editor at metropop says its cool. Stay tuned.
There’s a homeless guy who hangs out in the warm spot by the subway. I see him every day as I leave work. He’s extremely shady, and he always looks like he is waiting for his opportunity to break out and do something crazy…
Yesterday I was walking out of work, and I saw something…off the sidewalk in the street…I stared for awhile, thinking about this story my friend Casey told me about why hunters in Wisconsin need to wear all blaze orange so they dont get mistaken for a deer…a friend of his was wearing blaze orange everything, with brown pants…he bent over for a second and immediately got shot in the ass.
So I’m thinking about Casey’s story, staring at this thing in the street like its a magic eye and I see, Is that balls? What the fuck? Then I realize what I’m looking at.
Ol’ boy from the subway station must have finally found his opening…way to go man.
He’s bent over in the street, and have you ever seen someone’s anus open up? Its horrifying…He’s bent over in the middle of street, and he is shitting. Right here in midtown. Picture this man shitting, and you have to pretend this song is playing. Have a great weekend.
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