Alright, so I watched it sober.
It’s not a goddamn Wes Anderson film, but its hilarious. Seriously, lowered expectations can turn your life around. I loved watching this movie, even if my non-high brain got a little impatient at times. The plot was stupid, there was a forced loved interest, and not all the jokes were funny, but who gives a damn, I laughed. A lot. Mostly at all the random ass lines in the script…like…
Babs Merrick: If he pulls this one off, I’ll eat my own pussy.
Ben Selleck: Look, I may be old fashioned, but when a man tells me to wear my boner pants I wear my boner pants.
DJ Request: Nobody tells DJ Request what to play!
Dick Lewiston: I never cared much for Jews, queers, or fuckin’ Eskimos. It was just the way I was raised.
Brent Gage: Is that it?
Dick Lewiston: Yeah! I thought we were opening up here!
Don Ready: I had to take my pants off and nibble my Old Spice down to three ounces just to get on the plane, Stacey!
Stewardess Stacey: They made me throw out my mouthwash.
Brent Gage: I had to give up my bath jellies.
Babs Merrick: They made me breast feed some old man.
“They made me breast feed some old man”. Awesome. Actually most of the best lines in this movie come from Kathryn Hahn, who plays Babs.
So, it wasn’t the best movie ever, but I will say I only laughed about 5 percent more at The Hangover, and The Goods at least had the decency to skip the montages set to T.I. or Kanye or Wolfmother or whatever so they could fit in some more jokes. They might not have all landed, but I respect the effort.
In short, this movie deserves another chance, world. So while you are waiting to get The Hangover from Netflix, get ripped and watch The Goods, because I GUARANTEE there is no “short wait” on that one.
Even shorter, I am basically this kid… (at 1:48)
Thus concludes this whole damn experiment. Give this movie another chance y’allz. That means you, Joey.
Tags: being high, the goods
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o h m y g o d
that issss you.
holy shit, that kid…..speechless.
dude I’ll give it another shot but I was pretty let down.
i love you,