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Cee Lo Green + Reservoir Dogs – “Fuck You Mr. Blonde”

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

This Cee Lo song “F**K YOU” is brilliant. I think its on par with “Crazy” and even “Hey Ya” (yes I said it) and I think it would be the biggest radio song ever if there weren’t cussing on the chorus. Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if the FCC changed their obscenity laws to get this shit on the radio, because no one hates this song. Not even the FCC. Its genius.

The video has almost 2 million plays on youtube and it just went up on Friday, so naturally, the internet has gotten a hold of it to do awesome things like this.

Cee-Lo’s Shawshank Redemption from Dallas Observer on Vimeo.

They also did the Peter Gabriel scene from Say Anything and that one dance scene from Dirty Dancing.  My question was “where the hell is the Reservoir Dogs ‘Stuck in the Middle With You’ video?”  So I went ahead and made one.  Its way more disturbing than it should be, but shit…jumping on internet memes for selfish gains is a tough job, but someone has to do it.  I’m unable to embed it, but all you have to do is click the gruesome screen shot below to watch it on my channelEDIT:  WMG Pulled it off youtube.  Here it is on Vimeo.

Cee Lo Mashup: Reservoir Dogs + “F*CK YOU” from Ryan W on Vimeo.

The Predator Drinking Game

Monday, August 2nd, 2010

After that long and ridiculous post about being a Predator/Alien fan (seriously, how do I still have a girlfriend?), I thought I would break out the Predator drinking game and give it its own post so fellow drunks can follow in our footsteps.  Enjoy, and if you have any suggestions for additions to the game, leave them in the comments.

Just a note:  This game is far more hilarious if you start with AVP:R and move backwards.  Good luck and godspeed.

* Three Red Dots – Three Drinks
* Predator Heals Himself – Full Beer
* Predator Self Destruct – Full Beer
* Shoulder Cannon Kill – 2 Drinks
* Levelling The Jungle Scene – Have to Drink The Entire Time Its Happening
* Jesse Ventura Spits – 1 Drink
* Jesse Ventura Says “Slack Jawed Faggots” – Half Beer
* Gratuitous Shirtless Dude shots – 1 drink
* Anyone Says “One Ugly Motherfucker” – Full Beer
* Disc Kill – 1 Drink
* Spear Kill – 1 Drink
* Decapitations – 1 Drink
* Skinned Bodies – 1 Drink
* Badass Wrist Blade Intimidation – 1 Drink
* Gary Busey does something weird – 2 drinks
* Bill Paxton Hits on a Chick – 2 drinks
* Boobs – 2 drinks (one for each boob)